10 Best diwali messages, diwali sms Hindi English

Best 10 Funny Diwali 2015 sms Hindi

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1. Hame to apno ne luta ghero me kaha dam tha.
Mene phataka vaha phoda jha pahele se rakha bam tha.
*Dabang*

2. This Diwali Tumko Mile:

Rathore ki Aim
Film Stars ka Fame

Game Show ka Jackpot
Hit Film mein ek Spot

Jadoo ki Chhari
Lots of Crackers aur Phuljhari

Sab ka Dhair Saara pyar aur Dosti
And lots n Lots of Fun n Masti

Wishing You a Very HAPPY DIWALI!

3. Aane wali diwali mubarak ho..
Bhagwan kare ye aapki aakhri diwali ho.
Wife ke bagair
Ohhoo…. Muskurahat to dekho ladke ki..!

4.Dino din Badhta Jaye apka Karobar,
Pariwar me Bana rahe Sneh aur pyar,
Hoti Rahe Sada Aap par Dhan ki Bochar,
Aisa ho apka DHANTERAS ka Tyohar.

5. Diwali Aai, Masti Chahi,
Rangi rangoli, Deep Jalaye,
Dhoom Dhadaka, Chhoda Phataka,
Jali Phuljadiyan, Sabko Bhaye,

"Happy Diwali"

6. Barein hon ya chottay aap
Amma hon ya kisi k baap
Diwali par ho fun non stop
Kisi ko na rokain aap!!
Happy Diwali!!

Happy Diwali

7. Aai aai Diwali aai, Saath me kitni Khushiya laayi, Dhoom machao, mauz manao, aap sabhi ko Diwali ki badhai.
Happy Diwali

8. Is diwali pe humari dua hai ki apka har sapnna pura ho,
duniya ke unche mukam apke ho,
shoharat ki bulandiyon par naam apka ho!
Wish u a very Happy Diwali!


9. Na juban se,
Na nigahin se,
Na dimag se,
Na rango se,
Na greetings se,
Na gift se,
Aapko Diwali Mubarak ho direct DIL se.

10. Diwali, Gul ne gulshan se gulfam bheja hai,
sitaro ne gagan se salam bheja hai,
Mubarak ho apko ye "DIWALI"
Humne tahe dil se yeh paigam bheja hai.


Best Funny diwali sms ENGLISH

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1. Santa: How does a married man Celebrates a noiseless Diwali..? Banta: By going abroad…?? Santa: No. By sending his wife To her parents’ place..!!

2. Reva to Neel: what is Bruce Lee’s Favorite festival? Neel didnt know Reva: “Diwa Lee” Reva: What does Bruce Lee have Outside his home during Diwali ? Again Neel silent. Reva: “Rango Lee”

3. Husband drunk, and came to home
Wife at door: how dare you..??
You promised me that you did not drink
Without any Occasion, then why you drunk today?

4. Funny husband: Darling,
The festival of crackers Diwali is coming..!!!Wife: so what ? What’s new in that… Husband: we need bottles to light rockets dear

5. Ur Eyes Patakha, Ur Lips Rocket,
Ur Ears Chakari, Ur Nose Fuljari,
Ur Style Anaar, Ur Personality Bomb,
SMS Karo Varna I’m Comin With Agarbatti.

6. Your eyes shimmer like a Phuljharri;
Your nose as shapely as an Anaar;
Your ears as beautiful as Chakari;
Your eyebrows shapely like a Pencil; Hair braided like a beautiful Larri;
Your personality takes off like a Rocket;
And your body is simply a Bomb.
Happy Diwali to a scintillating Patakha!

7. Happy Diwali!
Be careful from other duplicate wishers.
I am the ONLY Authorized
ISO 9001-2015 Certified Distributor
of Happy Diwali Well Wisher Group

8. Amitabh bachchan –
Mere paas rocket hai,
Shurli hai, chakri hai,
Murga bumb hai, Anaar hai,
Tumhare paas kya hain….?
Shashi kapoor –
Mere paas Maaaa
Maa…chis hai
Wish You a Very Happy Diwali

9. Wish u Happy Diwali
I know ye jaldi hai par kya karu
bahut sare young smart frnds ko wish krna hai,
socha pehle sabhi “Buzurgo” ko nipta lu…!!
Happy Diwali Frinds

10. Charo our hai dhoom, kyonki Diwali hai aayi,
khush raho aur sab ko khush karo,
Aapko aur apke sampurn family ko Diwali ki Hardik badhai..
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